The Rock, after crying for days, found he had no more tears to cry, so he started crying tears of milk... back to top
Bathed in the Blue Light of Truth, Jake felt he had the power to change the very nature of the universe... then he DID! back to top
"Where are my pants?" Thought the Rock... as he cried... back to top
The Rock looked angrily at the angry doughnut before him, and cried. back to top
The Rock ran and ran and ran... but he could not escape... his own tears... back to top
When The Rock stubbed his toe, the mighty torrent of tears that spewed forth from his eyes could have fed a nation... back to top
In order to hide weakness, the Rock hid the paper cut on his left thumb from the advancing horde... But once he started crying, there was no stopping him. "There is no stopping me," thought the Rock, "like there is no stopping my tears." The Rock knew two things that day: his thumb hurt, and he was invincable. back to top
Early conceptual art of The Real Tony Danza. back to top
Early conceptual art of Jake Sisco. back to top
Early conceptual art of Colm Meany. back to top
Early conceptual art of The Rock. back to top
Could this be proof that The Rock and Jake Sisko met before they had to Take on the Toughies? back to top
The Rock's tears finally became so massive that they merged into a mighty torrent that streamed from his eyes like a fire hose of woe. Afterwards
The Rock felt strangely drained, as if the very blood in his veins had been transubstantiated into tears that had escaped through his consecrated eyes. "Amen," thought The Rock as he fainted... and cried some more while unconscious. back to top