That’s right, I wrote an article! I know what you’re thinking: “Holy crap, Chris ain’t written an article in nine months!”
Well, first of all, your grammar is atrocious. Second of all, you’re absolutely right. It was about time I wrote another article. So here now I present to you the rules of my favorite all-time game:

The Best Sport EVAR:
TWO STICKS!
Go read it now. NOW! And then organize a Two Sticks league in your neighborhood.
Categories: Updates.
Yeah! As one half of the now-retired undefeated “Team Big Talkers”, I can unreservedly say that Two Sticks is the finest sport in all of Earth. Two Sticks athletes make olypic hopefulls look like sad sacks. Sad. Sacks.
Also, I had completely forgotten about gettable/un-gettable. Badass.