Posts from August 2012

Friday, 31 August 2012

Kick Some Hands: “The Gamers: Hands of Fate” Kickstarter

The Gamers: Hands of Fate

These Hands Need Kickin’

Those Dead Gentlemen folks, the people responsible for The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (starring my pals the Gibbs Brothers) and the JourneyQuest webseries (starring Fran Kranz of Dollhouse and Cabin in the Woods fame), want to make a sequel to Dorkness Rising.

They were extremely successful with a Kickstarter campaign to make the 2nd season of JourneyQuest, so they have a Kickstarter campaign going for this latest endeavor as well. And this one looks like it’s going to go down to the wire: they have one week left and still need to raise about $40,000.

This sequel to Dorkness Rising is called Hands of Fate, and is about a foray into the world of Collectible Card Games. I enjoy the Dead Gentlemen’s output quite a bit, so I put in a few dollars. So can you! You can learn more about this project in this Kickstarter video of theirs:

The Dead Gentlemen are going to PAX (which is happening right now) to drum up support, so I have a feeling there’s going to be a rather large spike in support this weekend, but still every little bit helps.

Categories: Links, Movies.

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Outlining Your Text, or Fun With CSS Text Shadows!

So one thing I’ve always wanted to be able to do with CSS is to make my text have outlines. There is actually a property for doing just that: text-outline. Guess which browsers support it? That’s right: None o’ dem.

But it’s still entirely possible to get an outline effect with the almost-entirely-supported property text-shadow. Like this:

Outline & Shadow!

Note to people who are reading this via RSS: you should really click over to my website so you can see what the heck I’m talking about. Also, guess which browser does NOT support the text-shadow property? Even though it’s about seven years old or so? If you guessed a product made by Microsoft, well, then congratulations are not in order because the answer was pretty effing obvious. So if you’re looking at this website in IE… well, knock it off. Go download Chrome or something. What are you thinking? Jeez.

Anyhoo, this trick has been around since at least 2005, so it is probably old hat to most of you. But I likes it! It’s pretty easy, and involves making a 1-pixel, un-blurred shadow 1 pixel away from the text in every direction. Most people only use 4 shadows to do this (the 4 diagonal directions), but I find I get better coverage if I make shadows in all 8 directions, especially with serif or complicated fonts. You can also add an extra one to make the outlined text have an actual shadow. It’s easy! Here’s the code to re-create the text you see here.

h1 {
text-shadow:1px 1px 0 #fff,
-1px -1px 0 #fff,
1px -1px 0 #fff,
-1px 1px 0 #fff,
0px 1px 0 #fff,
1px 0px 0 #fff,
0px -1px 0 #fff,
-1px 0px 0 #fff,
4px 4px 3px #000;
font-family:Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;

You can also do some cool bezel effects with colored text and outline shadows, like this:

Beveled & Embossed!

text-shadow: -1px -1px 0px #000,
1px 1px 0px #FFF,
2px 2px 0px #FFF,
-2px -2px 0px #000;
font-family:Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;

You can also do some cool glowing effects with a shadow that isn’t offset, but is incredibly blurred. Like this!


text-shadow:0px 0px 10px #fff;
font-family:Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;

Anyway, I just think it’s fun-fun-silly-willy. It’s also legit helpful if you end up having text that’s just too close in color & value to the background, or if you need to put text over a complicated background that has a bunch of different colors and values all up in it.

Hopefully soon the major browser will start to support the text-outline property and we won’t have to jump through all these hoops to fake it (if you think this overly complicated, just do a Google search of how to make text shadows in Internet Explorer to see all the workarounds you have to do with that browser). Until then, SHADOW ON!

Categories: Computers.

Friday, 24 August 2012

First-Person Perspective Video of the Mars Curiosity Landing

This is an amazing film of the landing of the Mars Curiosity, from the expulsion of the heat shield until touchdown, from the point of view of the Mars Curiosity itself!

From the YouTube notes:

This is a full-resolution version of the NASA Curiosity rover descent to Mars, taken by the MARDI descent imager. As of August 20, all but a dozen 1600 x1200 frames have been uploaded from the rover, and those missing were interpolated using thumbnail data. The result was applied a heavy noise reduction, color balance, and sharpening for best visibility.

Since this is a series of still frames that have been compiled into a film, the video is about three times as fast as the landing actually took. And you can see the heat shield thud into the Martian surface!

THIS IS SCIENCE! (via Why Evolution is True)

On a completely unrelated note, I’m off to an Open Mic night right now! It’s at the Olive Branch Café inside the Hidden Treasures Antique Mall, across the street from where the Mandolin Café used to be.

Categories: Science, Videos.

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

New Article: Portland Booty

This past weekend Carrie & I went down to Portland with the Unintentional Housewife and her Hubby. We came back with booty.

I’ve been to Portland many times, of course. But I haven’t really had the quintessential Portland tourist experience… until now!

First things first. Before we even got to Portland we had to stop for din-dins at Burgerville in Centralia. It’s a requisite for any Tacoman who is driving to Portland. You gots ta stop at Burgerville. Gots ta.

They have a seasonal menu, and right now ’tis the season for Walla Walla onions. I have an especial fondness for them seeing as how my dad was borned and raised in Walla Walla, Washington. Please forgive the following crappy cell phone photos:

Burgerville's Walla Walla Onion Rings

Burgerville’s Walla Walla Onion Rings

We got to Portland rather late due to exceptionally awful traffic. The Housewife and Hubby had gone down earlier in the day (but still had awful traffic), and we were all staying with the Housewife’s sister and her hubs. As soon as Carrie & I got down there we all went out to Voodoo Donuts. I had never been there before.

We didn’t go to the downtown one, though, because (A) it was recently renovated and apparently isn’t as cool as it used to be and (B) it always has like a half-hour line outside of it. We went instead to the Voodoo Too on the east side. We had to wait for maybe a minute or two before we ordered. I got a bacon maple bar, an Old Dirty Bastard, and a new lemony thing with a gumdrop on it. I stupidly forgot to take photos even though I knew I was going to blog about it. But oh, well. More on Voodoo later…

That was enough excitement for one night, so the next morning (Saturday) we got up early and headed to the big Farmer’s market at Portland State University. PSU is one of the largest urban college campuses in the USA. It takes up an enormous chunk of downtown Portland. And the Farmer’s market takes up a sizable chunk of that campus:

Portland State Farmer's Market

Portland State Farmer’s Market

Seriously, it is huge compared to any of the Tacoma Farmer’s Markets. I had never been there before. Carrie & I bought a bunch foodstuffs from the vendors there (though no produce—go figure). More on that later as well…

Then it was time to break a fast! The six of us all went to Mother’s Bar & Bistro downtown. Carrie has always raved about Mother’s, but I had never been there before.


Mother’s: Breakfast in Portland

On Carrie’s recommendation I got the Salmon Hash, which was made up of big chunks of potatoes, salmon, and the like. It had a very light coating of some sorta creamy sauce. It was delicious. I packed half of it in my stomach and the other half in a box to have later.

From there it was a short jaunt to Powell’s. Powell’s claims to be the world’s larges independent bookseller. I can’t imagine a store like this doing as well anywhere other than Portland. It’s four stories and its footprint is an entire city block. It is quite amazing. I had never been there before.

Powell's City of Books

Powell’s City of Books

I picked up the two William Gibson books that I am missing: All Tomorrow’s Parties and Zero History. I’ve read the first two books in each trilogy but not the last. Now I can rectify that problem.

On a big pillar in the Sci-Fi section they’ve written in Sharpie the winners of the Hugo and Nebula awards for every year going back since those awards’ inceptions. I’ve only read maybe a dozen of them total. It gave me an idea. I’d like to read all the Hugo & Nebula award winners in chronological order. I’ll even blog about them. I know it’s been done before, but I have mine own opinions, you know! I think it’s important to read the classics of the genre, and blogging about it will keep me motivated. I’ll probably only read maybe six to ten a year (and I probably won’t get started until next year), but I’m still kinda stoked about the idea.

After that epic Portland experience we were all tired and worned out, so we went back to the Housewife’s sister’s place to veg and relax for a while. And also do do a little taste-test.

You see, Voodoo’s most famous donut is their aforementioned bacon maple bar. It’s just what it sounds like: a maple bar with strips of bacon on it. It is sweet, salty, smoky, soft, crunchy, and delicious. It has been replicated all over the place.

But Voodoo went one step further and partnered with Oregon’s Rogue Brewery to create a bacon maple ale to match with their bacon maple bar. You read that correctly:

Macon Baple?

Bacon Maple Bars and Bacon Maple Beers

None of us had ever tried it before, so we decided to all try it together. We each got a bacon maple bar and a small glass of bacon maple beer (in case we didn’t like it we wouldn’t waste a whole bottle that way).

It was… interesting. I can’t quite say that it is good. I enjoyed the maple overtones to it. The yeast ate all the sugar out of the maple so that it had a maple flavor without the maple sweetness, which was pretty fascinating. But the bacon part of it was an abject failure. It just tasted like smoke. And not good smoke. Carrie said it tasted like licking the walls of the downstairs rec room at her grandma’s place in Kansas City. I thought it was more like you accidentally inhaled too much smoke at a campfire and then took a swig of beer. So I can’t actually recommend it, but it was a fun culinary experiment.

After that I had to get back up to Olympia to do Fools Play. The Housewife’s Hubby drove me up because he had to work on Sunday morning anyway.

Carrie stayed the night and came back on Sunday afternoon after making another trip to Voodoo Too. They had to wait a little bit longer than we did on Friday evening because there just happened to be a wedding taking place inside the establishment when they arrived. It turns out that’s a thing.

Anyhoo, we came back form Portland with booty. Here is what we brought home with us:

Portland Booty

Portland Booty

That’s (clockwise from top-left) a donut from Voodoo Donuts, a sopressata salami from Olympic Provisions, some garlic-flavored cheese curds from a vendor whose name I can’t remember, garlic & chive pesto from Pesto Outside the Box, and a firm goat cheese from Fraga Farm. Not pictured but also brought back was a loaf of olive bread from Pearl Bakery. For din-dins on Sunday night we just sliced all of it up and ate it. We spread the pesto on the bread. It was all delicious. I also made some pickled carrots using a very simple and fast Japanese pickling technique.

And that’s about it. I really enjoyed doing the typical Portland stuff that I had never done before. Powell’s is especially impressive.

Oh, and Portlandia is not an exaggeration. Not even one single bit.

Categories: Featured Posts, Life, Links.

Monday, 20 August 2012

Random’s “Buggin'” Video: Hip-Hop Kafka!

Random (who as Mega Ran has my current “Album of the Month”) has just put out a new music video. A former English teacher, Random has an ambitious project he calls Language Arts, wherein he has a song called “Buggin'” that breaks down Kafka’s famous short story “The Metamorphosis.”

This is everything I love about music and music videos: it’s smart, literate (literally), funny, and catchy. The video matches the lyrics. And I love the black-and-white German aesthetics, the delightfully low-tech special effects, and the wacky antics:

Language Arts Vol 2 is out tomorrow. In the meantime you can pick up Vol 1 at Amazon or Bandcamp.

Categories: Videos.

Friday, 17 August 2012

Discover Open Mike Eagle’s Backpack Past!

Here’s the latest official video from the homie Open Mike Eagle, for his song “Your Backpack Past” (which references “Your Redneck Past” by Ben Folds). That Mike sure is a handsome man, and bonus: this video features two hip-hop-video hoochies!

Categories: Videos.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

New Baman Piderman: In Da Basement

Categories: Videos.