Wednesday, 19 March 2014
Social Media Advice from Jon Hendren!
Jon Hendren (@fart) created a very funny narrative on Twitter yesterday. What started out as a series of inane, buzzword-babble “advice” tweets about social media quickly went to a dark and hilarious place:
Puff on the stogie of digital social. New media storytelling is an emerging paradigm. Dive in to digital reality. #Marketing #Branding #Web
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
The future of branding is now. Rich storytelling experiences fuel the brandshare of your social. Go digital or get out. #SocialMedia #NewWeb
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Take flight in a new eco-web sphere. Harness viral buzz to create new experiences. Strangle a horse and twit the pic. Go social. #Digital
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Connect your brand with consumer emotion. Relive past social. I remember the horse's eyes as I snuffed the life out of it. All for digital.
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Lead in the social space with disruptive thought leadership. It looked at me and wondered why. Make it a digital lifestyle. #SocialMedia
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Always-on branding and innovative global experiences target consumers' emotion. The skeletal steed gallops through my thoughts. #DigiMedia
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
What is your brand experience? Are you telling a story? We drove home in silence. What have I done? #ViralBuzz #Social
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Track your media wins and viral fails with our app. Someone put a little horse statue on my desk. I feel sick when I look at it. #Social
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Growth hacking is key to social media cyber success. 800 likes on the horse strangling video. I was awarded a starbucks gift card.
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Focus on the sweet spots of social: Apps, Social, Likes, Friends, Social. Grow or die. Deliver a rich brand experience. Communicate. #Social
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Cyber your grogle. Be your own digital dean. Witness the fueled growth of 100 brands. Slideshow: 19 Ways to Social. Horse I'm Sorry
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
You're not just competing for business– you're competing for mindshare across meaningful consumer demos. #HorseRegret #SocialMedia #SEO
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Decentralize growth in the era of New Digital. Navigate the sphere to find likes and shared viral solutions. Threw horse carcass in river
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Powered social interactions on the scale of business. Tailored to your target demo. Marty the Horse gave himself and Hell will be my reward
— jon hendren (@fart) March 18, 2014
Dark comedy at its finest, people. Follow Jon Hendren on Twitter.
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