Posts from December 2019

Wednesday, 18 December 2019

For Your Wednesday Listening Pleasure: “Santa’s Coming For Us” by Sia

Sia: Santa's Coming for Us

That sausage tree is gross and weird and I want one so bad…

A bizarre video for a bizarre Christmas song whose name and chorus sound kind of like a threat, here is Sia’s “Santa’s Coming for Us,” which does not star Sia but instead Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Susan Lucci, Henry Winkler, one of the kids from Stranger Things, and J.B. Smoove as a beardless Santa who steals the foods. Partake and enjoy, but be warned: Santa IS coming for us…

Did Santa get you? No? Whew! That means you’ve successfully been pleasured.

Categories: Christmas, Holiday, Music, Videos, Wednesday Listening Pleasure.

Wednesday, 11 December 2019

For Your Wednesday Listening Pleasure: “White Christmas” by Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings: White Christmas

It’s a Holiday Soul Party…

Let’s have a good time this holiday season! Here are the amazing Sharon Jones and her Dap-Kings with a song from their holiday album, It’s a Holiday Soul Party, which is one of the very best holiday albums released in the past, oh, 50 years or so. Partake and be pleasured:

You have now been soulfully pleasured!

Categories: Christmas, Holiday, Music, Videos, Wednesday Listening Pleasure.

Wednesday, 4 December 2019

For Your Wednesday Listening Pleasure: “Sleigh Ride” by Pomplamoose

Pomplamoose: Sleigh Ride

Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride toghether… come on… come on… come on… together… come on… together… come on…

It’s Chrissymiss time again! Enjoy this nice rendition of a holiday classic, even though Nataly’s weirdly intense stare is periodically a bid… odd.

You have now been pleasured (assuming you didn’t look Nataly directly in the eyes too long).

Categories: Christmas, Music, Videos, Wednesday Listening Pleasure.