That sausage tree is gross and weird and I want one so bad…
A bizarre video for a bizarre Christmas song whose name and chorus sound kind of like a threat, here is Sia’s “Santa’s Coming for Us,” which does not star Sia but instead Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Susan Lucci, Henry Winkler, one of the kids from Stranger Things, and J.B. Smoove as a beardless Santa who steals the foods. Partake and enjoy, but be warned: Santa IS coming for us…
Did Santa get you? No? Whew! That means you’ve successfully been pleasured.
Categories: Christmas, Holiday, Music, Videos, Wednesday Listening Pleasure.
