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FPRL: May Melee was performed on May 18th, 2013 at Mud Bay Coffee in Olympia WA.
Here's what happened in the matches:






 
Opening Match
Foreigner
Foreigner
vs.
Shooting Star
Shooting Star

The Shooting Star beat Foreigner via his finishing move, The Crater Creator. As the ref raised Shooting Star's hand in victory, he gave the injury-prone wrestler a firm pat on the back that lead to Shooting Star re-breaking his neck. We don't know when Shooting Star will be able to compete again but his fans wish him a speedy recovery.


Tag Team Match
Sweet & Low
Sweet & Low
vs.
Midnight Mindwave
Midnight Mindwave

Making his FRPL debut, Midnight Mindwave defeated the Sweet & Low via pinfall. Midnight Mindwave is a renowned psychic, and beat his opponent via a mental projection.

Debut Match
Abra-Ham Lincoln
Abra-Ham Lincoln
vs.
Playmando
Playmando

Making their debuts in the FPRL, the half-man, half-Playdough, all-American commando named Playmando defeated the half-animatronic, half-meat Abra-Ham Lincoln when Playmando was hardened in a giant Easy-Bake-Oven, allowing him to administer his finishing move, The Reconstituted Hammer. Abra-Ham exploded upon defeat, making it unclear if he will ever wrestle again.


Main Event: FPRL Championship Match
Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg
vs.
Squid-Bo
Squid-Bo
   
Fry
Fry
Weird
Weird
(New FPRL
Champion)

It was a match that had to be seen to be believed. Reigning FPRL champion the Rabbiddogg brought an experimental plant to the ring that turned into a surprise third opponent. Squid-Bo and the Rabbiddogg fought off this vine-man valiantly, performing a triple headlock on each other, and later executing the same move on the commentators.

Rabbiddogg appeared to have the match won, when Fry made a surprise appearance in the ring, injecting Squid-Bo with something that allowed the beast to replenish his supply of deadly squid ink, with which he blinded Rabbiddogg. But before Squid-Bo could go for the cover, Weird materialized in the ring and made the pin, becoming the new FPRL champion!

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the show!


FPRL: Summer Paincation was performed on June 25th, 2011 at Mud Bay Coffee in Olympia WA.
Here's what happened in the matches:



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Opening Match
Al Smiles
Al Smiles
vs.
Beekeeper
Beekeeper

Beekeeper beat Al Smiles the "Dipped in Batter" Blue Chipper. Beekeeper reverted to his original persona, the unstoppable Thrasher, and delivered a 20 minute curb stomp for the win.


Second Match
Master Percy and Chauncey
Master Percy & Chauncey
vs.
Siamese Boyz
The Siamese Boyz

Making their FRPL debut, Master Percy & Chauncey defeated the Siamese Boyz when Master Percy tried to show his manservant, Chauncey, the proper way to beat up fake conjoined twins.

Debut Match
Challenge Master
Challenge Master
vs.
Touched by Turtles
Touched By Turtles

Making their debuts in the FPRL, Touched By Turtles defeated the tap dancing Challenge Master via the Turtle Shell Pinball maneuver.


Main Event: FPRL Championship Match
Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg
vs.
El Matador De Los Santos
El Matador De Los Santos
   
(FPRL
Champion)
Nutcracker
Nutcracker
Despite not working for the FPRL, El Matador De
Los Santos
succumbed to Rabbiddogg's Dog Pound after interference from the Nutcracker set the audience on fire.

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FPRL: Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight was performed on August 14th, 2010 at Mud Bay Coffee in Olympia WA.
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Opening Match
Gazelle
Gazelle
vs.
Shooting Star
Shooting Star

Gazelle beat Shooting Star using her move The Headlock Drop, which accidentally broke Shooting Star's neck yet agian.


Second Match
"The Deal Sealer" Rick Fortune
"The Deal Sealer"
Rick Fortune
vs.
Squid-Bo
Squid-Bo

Making his FRPL debut, "The Deal Sealer" Rick Fortune defeated Squid-Bo after Deal Sealer threw one of his lucky pens into the audience. The fans threw the pen back and it knocked out Squid-Bo, allowing Deal Sealer to get the pinfall over his opponent.

Debut Match
The Crazy Caffeine Crackheads
The Crazy Caffeine
Crackheads
vs.
The Brothers Boyz
The Brothers Boyz

Making their debut in the FPRL, The Crazy Caffeine Crackheads, defeated The Brothers Boyz via pinfall after powering up with a unique coffee/crack concoction.


Main Event: FPRL Championship Match
Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg
vs.
Scoopy
Scoopy
   
(FPRL
Champion)
Scoopy, the ice cream man mascot of FPRL's sponsor, the Soft Service Ice Cream Company, proved deadly in the squared circle. But FPRL Champion Rabbiddogg retained his title when he pinned a dog that ran into the ring.

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FPRL: Octoberfist was performed on October 17th 2009 at Mud Bay Coffee in Olympia WA.
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Opening Match
Sombitch
Sombitch
vs.
Foreigner
Foreigner

Foreigner beat Sombitch by submission using his Sleeper Agent hold.


Loser Match: 3 Way Disgrace
In a "Loser" match, whoever loses the match is the winner.
The Huggernaut
The Huggernaut
vs.
Martyr
Martyr
vs.
Incredible Bastard
Incredible Bastard

Martyr accidentally beat The Huggernaut by submission just by grabbing her when the ref misidentified Huggernaut's attempts to fight back as tapping out.

Debut Match
Smashtopher Jones & Son
Smashtopher Jones & Son
vs.
The Dominatoroes
The Dominatoroes

Making their debut in the FPRL, Smashtopher Jones & Son, or "& Daughter" as it turns out, defeated former setting-up-and-knocking-down-dominoes champions The Dominatoroes via double pinfall.


Main Event: FPRL Championship Match
Dirty Heel
Dirty Heel
vs.
Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg
   
(FPRL
Champion)

Special Guest Referees:
The Hibernator
The Hibernator
and
Way 2 B Xtreme
Way 2 B Xtreme

This heated rematch took place on a ring dangling from the side of the Mud Bay Arena, with one rassler and one tag team sharing referee duty and the occasional bomb going off.

Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg

In the end, The Hibernator counted 1-2-3 on Dirty Heel after Rabbiddogg executed a Dog Pound, causing Rabbiddogg to regain the FPRL Championship via pinfall to the delight of the fans.

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FPRL: Christmassacre in February was performed on February 28th 2009 at Mud Bay Coffee in Olympia WA.
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Opening Match
Weird
Weird
vs.
Shooting Star
Shooting Star

Shooting Star beat Weird by pinfall, but broke his own neck again.


Tag Match
I Think Pink
I Think Pink
vs.
Sweet & Low
Sweet & Low

Sweet & Low beat I Think Pink by submission, using their 'Comfortable Backrub' finishing move.

Debut Match
Manic 8 Ball
Manic 8 Ball
vs.
Scoopy
Scoopy

Making his debut in the FPRL, Manic 8 Ball defeated corporate sponsor mascot Scoopy via pinfall.


Main Event: FPRL Championship Match
Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg
vs.
Dirty Heel
Dirty Heel
   
(FPRL
Champion)

Dirty Heel defeated fan favorite Rabbiddogg via pinfall before a stunned crowd, becoming the new FPRL Champion.

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FPRL: Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight was performed on August 23rd 2008 at the Midnight Sun in Olympia WA.
Here's what happened in the matches:


FPRL Poster Augsut 2008   3 Way Tag Team Match
KillLounge
KillLounge
vs.
I Think Pink
I Think Pink
vs.
Sweet & Low
Sweet & Low

Sweet & Low beat I Think Pink and KillLounge by pinfall.


Second Match
Foreigner
Foreigner
vs.
Crazy Bean
Crazy Bean

The Crazy Bean beat Foreigner by pinfall.

Debut "Loser" Match
In a "Loser" match, whoever loses the match is the winner.
Ballerina Man
Ballerina Man
vs.
Incredible Bastard
Incredible Bastard

Incredible Bastard and Ballerina Man, who made his FPRL debut with this match, were both pinned by Ballerina Man's mother, and thus both won the match.


Main Event: Deadline Match
In this match, if neither of the main contenders wins in three minutes, a bonus wrestler is added to the ring.
Flimsy
Flimsy
vs.
Dirty Heel
Dirty Heel
   
Rabbiddogg
Rabbiddogg
: Bonus Wrestler
(FPRL
Champion)

Rabbiddogg simultaneously pinned both Flimsy and Dirty Heel, becoming the new FPRL Champion.

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the show!

FPRL is a completely improvised wrestling format with a large cast performed entirely by a handful of Fools. It is one of Fools Play's most popular format, and even those who don't like Professional Wrestling (or have never seen it), have a great time. The audience gets to help decide the matches that will take place, and can even create new "rasslers" for the Fools to become! Some of our most-loved rasslers were created from audience suggestions. Join us for all the fun!