That sausage tree is gross and weird and I want one so bad…
A bizarre video for a bizarre Christmas song whose name and chorus sound kind of like a threat, here is Sia’s “Santa’s Coming for Us,” which does not star Sia but instead Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Susan Lucci, Henry Winkler, one of the kids from Stranger Things, and J.B. Smoove as a beardless Santa who steals the foods. Partake and enjoy, but be warned: Santa IS coming for us…
Did Santa get you? No? Whew! That means you’ve successfully been pleasured.
Let’s have a good time this holiday season! Here are the amazing Sharon Jones and her Dap-Kings with a song from their holiday album, It’s a Holiday Soul Party, which is one of the very best holiday albums released in the past, oh, 50 years or so. Partake and be pleasured:
Glory be, there IS a reason to celebrate the holidays this season after all: Chubby Mummy has released a new hit “single” that features an awkward and uncomfortable invitation to join in the celebration: Cursemas Greeting! Let this new Chubby Mummy Mumble, like the Matrix of Leadership, light our darkest hour:
Last Sunday we three in the fam went on a fun excursion to Downtown Seattle for the afternoon. Here’s what we did:
Parked beneath Pacific Place. Parking there is only $6 on Sundays!
Walked out through Barnes & Nobles and down 5th Ave (with quick stops in Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters) to our first stop:
The Fairmont Hotel
At the Fairmont Hotel lobby.
The Fairmont does this thing where they completely deck out a suite with Christmas stuff and metric tonnes of teddy bears. They call it the Teddy Bear Suite. Behold the cuteness:
In the Fairmont Hotel Teddy Bear Suite.
In the Fairmont Hotel Teddy Bear Suite.
In the Fairmont Hotel Teddy Bear Suite.
In the Fairmont Hotel Teddy Bear Suite.
In the Fairmont Hotel Teddy Bear Suite.
In the Fairmont Hotel Teddy Bear Suite.
After the Fairmont we:
Walked up 6th Ave towards Westlake Park, where they have:
The Downtown Carousel
At the downtown carousel.
After the carousel we:
Headed upstairs at Westlake Center and got on the:
Monorail
On the Monorail.
The Monorail took us to:
Seattle Center
Where we got lunch in the Armory and Avery watched the model train go ’round and ’round its miniature village.
At Seattle Center.
At Seattle Center.
At Seattle Center.
The Spaced Needle.
After Seattle Center we:
Took the Monorail back to Westlake
Walked back up Pine St to:
Pacific Place
Where they had these letters that were conveniently setup in such a way that Avery would look completely adorable on them:
