That sausage tree is gross and weird and I want one so bad…
A bizarre video for a bizarre Christmas song whose name and chorus sound kind of like a threat, here is Sia’s “Santa’s Coming for Us,” which does not star Sia but instead Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Susan Lucci, Henry Winkler, one of the kids from Stranger Things, and J.B. Smoove as a beardless Santa who steals the foods. Partake and enjoy, but be warned: Santa IS coming for us…
Did Santa get you? No? Whew! That means you’ve successfully been pleasured.
Let’s have a good time this holiday season! Here are the amazing Sharon Jones and her Dap-Kings with a song from their holiday album, It’s a Holiday Soul Party, which is one of the very best holiday albums released in the past, oh, 50 years or so. Partake and be pleasured:
Tomorrow is Halloween! Celebrate with this great ghostly song by Open Mike Eagle. Partake and enjoy this 1980s-tastic music video, directed by Mike himself:
Just in time for the Holidays, a classic Fools Play extravaganza featuring a combination of short and longer improvised comedy scenes presented by a talented cast who are endlessly passionate about providing ridiculous characters, stories, situations and music in a completely original show.
Details:
Fools Play Improv in December in Olympia (Faced Book event)
Saturday, December 15th 8:00 PM
@ Gravity Yoga
623 5th Ave SE, Olympia, WA 98501 (map)
All-ages, only $5!
This Halloween season, why not get spooked the heck out? Really, WHY NOT? Is there a better way to get spooked the heck out than by reading a supernaturally spooky book? What book series is more spooky than Goosebumps? Especially a choose-your-own-adventure Goosebumps!?
O gosh, reading this book made me scared that I would die of fear or scares that I might die. More… »
