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3/3/13
In Defense of Seth McFarlane

2/17/13
Album Review: Five Letters From Far Away

8/26/12
Portland Booty

2/26/12
Oscar Who?

2/25/12
My 10-Year Article Anniversary

12/23/11
A Holiday How-To: Christmas-Saving Snowflakes

11/13/11
Who Does Google Think I Am?

8/26/11
Unboxing Open Mike Eagle's "Rappers Will Die of Natural Causes"

4/30/11
My Infamous Reverse-Time Tube

3/28/11
Time Travel: This Time, It's Personal

3/2/11
How I Won the Oscar Pool

1/19/11
Of the Year: 2010

5/8/10
Let it w00t: w00tstock 2.0

3/11/10
Oh, Oscar

7/31/09
Favorites VS Watchables

3/31/09
My Secret Shame: Street of Terror

2/22/09
My Oscar Scorecard

UPDATED 1/27/09
Samus Aran is a Hottie — Updated Again!

12/25/08
The House That Hated Christmas

10/31/08
The Ocean Shores Pirate Has Gone Batty!

9/26/08
Where They Filmed Bits of The Goonies

10/31/07
A Halloween Surprise for The Ocean Shores Pirate

UPDATE 8/29/07
Samus Aran is a Hottie — Updated!

7/23/07
The Best Sport EVAR: Two Sticks!

10/31/06
The Ocean Shores Pirate's Best Costume Idea Ever

5/12/06
My Five-Year DVD Anniversary Quiz!

4/25/06
The Diary of Dr. Kick: Mysterious Stone Archaeologist

3/8/06
Oscar Follow-up: How'd I Do?

2/6/06
My Oscar Picks: Voting by Default

11/12/05
Album Review: Shut Up... The Grownups Are Talking

10/20/05
Ghostly Crafts With The Ocean Shores Pirate

10/13/05
Chris Houlihan's Ticket to Immortality

8/18/05
Heinlein's Turd: A Book Review of Beyond This Horizon

5/17/05
My Four-Year DVD Anniversary Quiz

3/8/05
What If I Were Oscar?

2/15/05
I Dreamt an Entire Episode: A Teen Titans Sceenplay

2/9/05
With Apologies to Kate Bosworth

1/30/05
Samus Aran is a Hottie!

11/27/04
Mikie: Headbutts and Heartbreak

11/07/04
No Halloween is Complete Without Sinistar & Pac-Man

10/26/04
A Halloween Project For The Ocean Shores Pirate

6/17/04
They Did "The Bash"

5/28/04
Proper Garage Sale Etiquette

5/8/04
My Three-Year DVD Anniversary Quiz

4/9/04
Those Damned Koopas: Some Mario Kart Advice

12/3/03
My Gift-Giving Philosophy

10/10/03
Humble Beginnings: He Man's Rock People

8/23/03
Electronic Karate Fighters: The Pamphlet!

6/17/03
In-Depth Analysis of Early NES Box Art Trends

5/31/03
What Ever Happened to Chef Peter Pepper?

5/7/03
My Two-Year DVD Anniversary Quiz

5/3/03
Showcase of the Immortals

4/1/03
Best... Article... EVER.

3/28/03
If I Chose the Oscars

3/14/03
Botan Edible Plastic Wrapper Candy

2/28/03
Where they filmed Can't Buy Me Love

2/15/03
Where they filmed Night of the Lepus

1/31/03
2002 Articles: A Year in Review

12/10/02
I's Gots Me a Christmas Tree!

12/4/02
Free Translation: Leave Entertainment the Never Stop

11/29/02
Emissions Testing: A Comedy Screenplay

11/23/02
Snack on THIS, Jaxson!!

10/31/02
Pumpkin Carving with The Ocean Shores Pirate!

10/25/02
Further Adventures in Laptop Repair

10/22/02
Feudin' and Fussin' in World Wrestling Entertainment

10/16/02
Who Stole the Good Name of Shane Glines?

10/11/02
Don't Embarrass Yourself, C-3PO! (With Download)

10/5/02
A Tribute to Arblus. You know... Arblus?

9/21/02
Wrestlemania X8 (or XVIII for Non-Idiots)

8/27/02
How to Be a Movie Star Part 2: Rehearsal

7/23/02
With Apologies to Maura Tierney

7/11/02
More Discoveries on the Holy Larb Front!

7/5/02
Adventures in Ocean Shores 2002

7/2/02
Megaman's Robot Masters: Part 2

6/27/02
Pee-Wee's Christmas: The Secret Word is “FEAR”

6/2/02
How to Be a Movie Star Part 1: Get the Part

5/29/02
The Best Batman Movies: A Retrospecticus

5/17/02
Mr. T's Storybook: How Not to be a Square

5/13/02
My Favorite M.U.S.C.L.E.s

5/7/02
My 1-Year DVD Anniversary Quiz

5/6/02
Happy Birthday to Me: Larb!

4/29/02
Website Review: Cartoon & Illustration Paradise

4/22/02
Megaman's Robot Masters: Part 1

4/9/02
SMC: The Music Comes Home for Cheap!

3/30/02
The Shame of the He-Man Poster

3/27/02
Batman's Clumsy Vengeance

3/16/02
Pikmin: A Lesson in Animal Slavery

3/9/02
Adventures in Laptop Repair

12/30/01
My Christmas 2001

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